To my supposed friend of the last 15+ years,
Just a little note to let you know, sweetpea. You….are….so….BUSTED! I don’t just mean “caught”, I mean BUSTED with a capital B. You might just as well have broadcast the last two years of your twisted existence on the Jumbotron at Wembley because in what I predict to be a very short period of time, everyone is going to know what you’ve been up to. ( The circle we travel in does like to chat, don’t they dah-ling? )
My…my…my. We’ve been very naughty, haven’t we? Unfortunately for you, your lapse of judgment and loss of ethics seems to have clouded your memory. Although I only possess one tiny piece of the puzzle, it hasn’t proven that difficult to unravel the terribly tangled web you’ve woven. You had every opportunity to keep me out of it but for reasons unclear to me, you hauled me right into the center of your mess and then hoped I wouldn’t notice the stench. It’s a good thing you’re pretty because you certainly aren’t very clever, after all. Oh, don’t go getting a big head about it, you’re not THAT pretty. Lying has a way of making you very ugly very quickly.
I’m certain you didn’t count on me being able to retrace your dodgy steps all the way back to the beginning, but I did. I’m certain you didn’t count on me hanging on to that tiny puzzle piece, but I did. I’m certain you never dreamed I’d actually take the time to figure it all out, but I did. I’m certain you didn’t count on others who are more than happy to step forward and fill me in on all the little details, but they did. Seems you need to stop believing your own press because you’re not nearly as popular ( or as removed from consequences ) as you’ve been telling yourself.
What did you honestly think would happen? That I’d hold up to my end of the bargain and conveniently forget about yours? Sorry, luvey but that’s not how I roll.
In closing, may I remind you that everything you put out into the Universe revisits you tenfold. I certainly wouldn’t want to be standing next to you when the Universe comes-a-calling to collect that debt.
Tah-tah!
Oh, man! A few things come to mind…
1. Is it me? Did I do something to someone?
2. Have you read The Secret? It’s true. What comes out comes back to you magnified.
3. Scary letter! You’re a very good writer and have left me wondering…what happened???
Details are required! What did the oh-so-busted one DO, fergawdsakes!
Without that knowledge, the rant is kind of pointless to the casual reader….
oh my, I must know, that is tooo jucy. sounds like a former friend of mine.
uhhh…didn’t i see this a few weeks ago?? boy, you must be REALLY pissed
Oh Boggy Woggy, no need to worry. Wasn’t you. Thank you for saying I’ve a talent for writing. It’s sorta how I make my living so that’s good to know. Yes, I have seen The Secret and agree with the fact that it’s not a new concept but certainly is nice to see it explained so that the rest of us can finally “get” it.
Tarn – the point of the rant was to prevent my head from exploding. Just use your imagination to fill in the details.
Girl – if this is a former friend of yours, too – you have my sympathies.
Another Girl – perhaps you read this on my blog. I posted it there, too. Good therapy. ( and yes, I was REALLY pissed )
I think she may have been talking about this post:
http://rantasaurus-rex.com/2007/08/02/a-message-to-the-message-fiend/
8.5 for the writing, but more details could have been dropped without revealing the nature of the bad behaviour.