Dear America,
I want to live in a country where women and men wear robes that cover all that bulging flesh. Here is a list of things that are not attractive to see when you’re walking down the street, sitting in a restaurant, shopping in the grocery store, etc.
- Butt crack. No one is so attractive that they need to show this. Just say no to crack!
- Muffin top. By no stretch of the imagination is your big fat roll of blubber bulging over your too tight pants sexy. It’s even less sexy when you have a short shirt on and we all get a view of your stretch marks.
- Overly short skirts. If we can see your panties or lack there of when you make the slightest forward lean, you need to stop wearing that tube top as a skirt. Seriously, I don’t care if you shave down there or not.
- Tank tops. This one is for those men who are thickly furred everywhere and insist on sharing their sheddings with diners at the local McDonalds. I’ll take rat hair over sweaty armpit hair anyday.
Sincerely,
Blinded
AMEN!
I thought I was the only one who noticed….and gagged.
You forgot to mention bared, pregnant stomachs (whoever decided this is sexy and hip should be flogged, no matter who). It makes women look like a horse or pig walking on hind legs,
House shoes worn in public, pants hanging to the ankles as if in a permanent state of getting ready to pee or poop,
Thongs on people who look like a ball of provolone cheese with the string on it, YOU ARE TOO FAT!! YOU ARE!! REALLY!!