Howdy folks. Here’s a small personal rant:
Why’s my mailbox so lonely? Why aren’t rants flowing in bountiful like before? Do you guys think these rants just grow on trees? Like there are freakin’ rant trees lining the sidewalks around my house? I can just go out in my bathrobe every morning and harvest some rants? No! Rants come from submissions!
Hint hint, nudge nudge, wink wink.
