Everyone has had a crush in their lifetime that hasn’t panned out like they’ve wanted.
Mine, for the entire Internet, was a boy named Robbie Burmeister in the 2nd grade. I ran up to him at recess one time and kissed him right smack on the mouth. Instead of inviting me to his castle to be his princess forever, he told the yard duty. Then she said to me: “you only kiss your Mommy and Daddy like that.”
And that’s just from elementary school! Who could forget Daniel and Jeremy in middle school and Roy in high school?
Today’s Rantsplosion contest ends at 5 p.m. Write up your best, most embarrasing Crushes Gone Wrong.
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