J. P., whose house if perfectly furnished thank you very much
So I’m dozing off in front of the TV (sound is set to a soothing low volume) . This is after a long tough day of suicidally soul destroying, slavelike work. Just as I begin the first of what I am hoping are a nighttime full of pleasant dreams, I hear that obnoxious voice screaming, “HI I’M BOB! MY FURNITURE IS CRAPTACULAR! IT’S AMAZINGLY CHEAP! HERE’S MY EQUALLY ANNOYING WIFE TO HELP ME HAWK THIS INFERIOR LOAD OF SHIT TO YOU, THE SLEEPING CONSUMER!” Or words similar to those.
And suddenly I am bolt upright in bed! I am plotting Bob’s slow demise. I contemplate a suffocation death by large cushions. I also consider slamming his head in a massive imitation oak dresser drawer. Bob, for the love of God and all that is sacred! Jesus Christ on a Cracker, Bob!
Hire some professional actors to do your commercials! C’mon! You must be almost as rich as Bill Gates by now! You’re the pleather and microfiber KING by now, Bob! Go retire to a small island (far far away from me, a microphone and TV studio) and hopefully I will never be awakened by your TOTALLY FREAKING ANNOYING VOICE AGAIN! SO COME ON DOWN BOB! COME ON DOWN!
Bob is a total fucking ass-burgular. Bob should hired this guy.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=FJ3oHpup-pk
Flea Market Montgomery at least keeps it real. I think he might have Graves Disease or something tho. Check out them eyes.
If this helps at all, I know where Bob used to live and left a flaming bag of dog poo on his stairs once. And his daughter used to buy drugs from a guy I went to high school with.
Hey! I felt the same way there was this stupid boy onthe frosties cereal advert the boy just didn’t shut up so he is still on the screen like their gonna taste great blah blah blah! GOD I FELT LIKE PUNCHING HIM OFF THE SCREEN! O h and any advert is boring when you think about it you wanna get back to watching your tv programs and this 10 second rubbish that your not interested in comes popping up BTW bob the furniture guy does sound annoying!!!
omg!!! i couldn’t agree more!!!! bob is so freaking annoying, and helllo, his wife?? even worse!
they totally need to find someone to do their commercials. and not the 14 year old with a camcorder they’ve been using, either.
He’s almost as bad as the Oxyclean, commercial guy. I always feel threatened when he starts yelling at me.
Omg you are so right. I just cracked up for like 2o minutes reading that