Kimmie D, as shocked as the rest of us
First off, I don’t really mind what I do. I’m a dog groomer. I mind, however, what pet owners make me do, over and over and over again. I am asked to give the most hideous, invasive haircuts to dogs, things humans would absolutely freak out about.
Imagine you show up at the salon and they shear all your hair off and then pull your pants down and hit you with the razor down under, too. You’d freak out. However, for a dog with absolutely no way to stand up for itself, that’s just fine. Give it the whole Brazillian in fact, these women urge, because I want Puppy Shnuckums to have the best and closest cut at the Garden Club for brunch.
Yikes.
Rantasaurus Says: I tried to get a Brazillian but since dinosaurs are almost completely hairless… it was a waste of money.











