Yoel, coming on too strong
I’ve got a bone to pick with fancy restaurants. I took a woman I’ve been seeing to a really, really fancy place for our first month anniversary and I had two simple requests. First of all, I wanted them to write our names with a heart on their stupid dessert and then I wanted them to play our two favorite songs over their speaker system while we were eating.
I don’t think that’s too much to ask, no matter how nerdy or whatever it is. And I don’t like their waitstaff looking at me like I’m an idiot, either. I’m going to marry this woman and what business is it of theirs, huh?
The guy seriously told me that they don’t “do” writing on the desert. It’s like a $200 dinner and I’m paying you for a good time! It makes me boiling mad! Maybe next time I WILL go to TGI Friday, like you guys over there so astutely suggested.
Rantasaurus Says: Take it easy, sir. I’m not your lady friend but even I’m feeling a little trapped. Air! Air! I need air!
If you take a woman to TGI Friday for your next anniversary, your dessert problems will pale in comparison to your getting-left-for-a-guy-who-went-to-college problems.
If you go into a restaurant asking for services they don’t provide, you’re going to be disappointed. next time, do a little research and find a restaurant that doesn’t mind customizing deserts and playing your music. Or you could just cook your lady a nice dinner at home. It’s much more romantic than making an ass of yourself in public!!
I am sorry, but a heart with your names in it? Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesy.