Janice P, fair-weather friend
I hate my roommate who is such a whiner it’s ridiculous. She comes home and the first things out of her mouth are how her life sucks, her job blows, her boyfriend is mean to her (he’s cheating). I don’t get it. I’ve lived with this broad for four months already and I haven’t heard one positive thing come out of her mouth, unless it’s to her skanky-ass boyfriend who just treats her like crap. He’s even made a pass at me a couple of times when she was in the bathroom or whatever.
Then last night, get this, my roommate comes home, just bawling, because he broke up with her and I listen for THREE HOURS. THREE GODDAMN HOURS! And then she goes in her room, cries some more, the whole neighborhood can hear this bitch, comes out and accuses ME of being a bad listener and “insensitive” to her feelings. Is she nuts? Just because her boyfriend put it in some girls’ butt doesn’t mean I have to waste precious hours of my time listening to her weeping about it.
Rantasaurus Says: Now I know where not to go with my problems, Janice.
If it had been me I’d have come home and asked you for some cash and a bit of help finding a getaway car cos believe me, he’s be minus a penis and possibly the ability to breathe.