Larry H, nice guy and all-around gentleman
I am a man and probably the greatest that is alive today. When I try to explain this fact to women, all of a sudden they feel that I am joking. When I make a date with a lady, I try to be there on time. The women seem to think that if I say I will there on Friday, they think I mean Saturday. As anyone can see, this is a problem.
Please ladies, for the sake of our future, please try to be ready and waiting. I can only say that even if your man is not the greatest living man alive, you should respect him anyway. He will think that you are one of a kind and the love that he show you will amaze you. It is all about respect and I think that you know what else. I am a man, only a man.
Rantasaurus Rex: I think I know what else… poon. It’s all about respect and poon, so if you see Larry, ladies, shower him with both.
